Post by ISAAC JOSIAH CLEMENS on Mar 19, 2011 1:28:04 GMT -5
isaac j. clemens
twenty-two. shifter. alex gaskarth.
" so i'm a shifter. it's a funny story, really. except it's not. i've always known that i was a shifter, it was just until recently that i have become capable of being more than just a house cat. it took so long because it was something i avoided like the plague. who wants to be a house cat? i felt like professor mcgonagall on harry potter. that was it. i didn't want to shift because it was embarrassing. all the other shifters got to be cool things like wolves or eagles or something awesome. and all i got was some house cat. the coolest thing i could do was rotate my ears. but it was pointed out to me that if i wanted to be something more, i had to practice.
it could be worse. there was this one girl who could morph into a whale. i mean, first of all she was huge. secondly, where is it ever convenient to be a whale unless you happen to be in the middle of the pacific ocean. at least when i'm a cat i can creep on people.
what this really reminds me of is animorphs. my parents made me read those when i was little. there was a girl in those books who was a house cat. then she turned into a cheetah or something. but yeah, i can morph into a tiger. i've been working on the other things and i know i'm going to get it because i just can.
anyway, a little about me. i guess you could say i'm not the nicest person. i prefer to say that i just use making fun of people as some horrible sort of entertainment. i really get under people's skin sometimes, but generally i can be a nice guy if you can just look past the first impressions and the teasing. i like to have a lot of friends, but these people usually are very patient. i don't really give a fuck about anything, it's pretty obvious. because i don't care about making people mad or advancing past a domestic house cat. and i have a girlfriend who i've been dating for a few years who fits into that category of things i don't care about. except not really. maybe a little. i'm definitely not someone that should be taken seriously. i'm either joking or lying.
so yeah, i'm a siberian tiger. and house cat, but that's not as big of a deal. i try to stay in my human form most often, though. mainly because that's the point, right? to hide who i really am. it's all a secret."
abbey. for like ever. seventeen. but lol this sucks really bad. sorry.